Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.