Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

smoke marijuana

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.