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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.