Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.