say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Fart at home

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.