Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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being super bored at school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.