Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.