Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

thumb_up thumb_down +53

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Fart at home

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

thumb_up thumb_down -93

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

thumb_up thumb_down -103

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

thumb_up thumb_down -137

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

thumb_up thumb_down +94

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -106

I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.