i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Fart at home

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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KICK THE CAN

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.