Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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being super bored at school

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.