sit in the shower

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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KICK THE CAN

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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being super bored at school

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.