Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

jack off

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

masturbate quietly in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.