i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.