Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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KICK THE CAN

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Fart at home

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.