If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Fart at home

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Pee in the shower.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.