Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.