say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Fart at home

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Pee in the shower.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.