Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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jack off

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.