When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.