when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I put big spaces in between comments

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.