Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I have seen a UFO

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.