Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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being super bored at school

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.