I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Giving my dog a massage.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.