I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

KICK THE CAN

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

jack off

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.