After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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KICK THE CAN

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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jack off

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.