I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.