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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.
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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper
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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.
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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.
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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?
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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.
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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.
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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)
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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.
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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story
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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes
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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.