Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.