if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.