Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

I put big spaces in between comments

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.