Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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speak proper english

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.