When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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get really confused

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Having gay sex

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.