When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Pee in the shower

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Eat ice by itself

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.