Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.