Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Poo really loud

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.