I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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fap

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.