Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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being super bored at school

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.