Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.