Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I sleep in the nude.

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Take baths

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.