WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.