Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.