when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.