For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.