Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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I really like taking shits.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.