You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

I can see a magic eye image

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

I think about life problems in the shower

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.