For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

incognito mode on google chrome

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.