When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.