When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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penis

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.