When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

I want to suck on your penis

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

When I'm scared in the shower sing

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.