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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name
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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.
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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!
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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.
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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.
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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).
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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.
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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder
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I know how to type a ¿
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fart
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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.
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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.
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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.
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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit
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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.