While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

I really like taking shits.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

wipe your hands on your pants

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.