When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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fap

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I never feel bored

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.