Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I think about life problems in the shower

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

laziness .... its all in the mind

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Take baths

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.