While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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I really like taking shits.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Laughing randomly because you remembered something that was funny earlier

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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wipe your hands on your pants

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.