When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.