Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.