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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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-50
When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.
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Pee in my work garbage can.
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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second
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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm
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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.
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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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Get that shiver when you're peeing.
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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.
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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...
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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.