hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.