I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Smoking in the shower.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.