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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.
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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.
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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"
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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.
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get bored so I fist myself for money
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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.
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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.
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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.
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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3
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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance
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run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can
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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol
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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.