Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.