I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Pee in the shower

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.