I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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conundrum.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.