Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I really like taking shits.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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KICK THE CAN

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.