Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Made after doomsday plans

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.