I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Pee in the shower

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.