When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.