When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.