masturbate quietly in my room.

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Poo really loud

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I always think I have special powers

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.