- Things You Think Only You Do

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

Only use the left earphone.

Dancing while hoovering

Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

When im alone i have a conversation with myself

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.