I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.