Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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R A P E Children

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Sex scene comes on TV while you are watching with your parents... Try to act normal... Fail.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.