Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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misread flashlight

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.