Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.