When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I want to suck on your penis

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.