Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.