Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.