I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.