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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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I dip my pizza crust in soda
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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.
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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last
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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these
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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.
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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.
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I have a phobia of incest
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.
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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.
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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.