Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Sitting down in the shower

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.