skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.