When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

look at old toys from when you were a kid and remember how they taste.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

I never feel bored

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

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