Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.