Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I never feel bored

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.