Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

misread flashlight

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.