when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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My parents are annoying.

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hallo

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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im going to rape that girl

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.