Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.