Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.