My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

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I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.