For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

I push the door open with my stomach

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

I pee in the shower. :3

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.