Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

laziness .... its all in the mind

Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

incognito mode on google chrome

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.