skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

I push the door open with my stomach

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Say 'WED', 'NES' and 'DAY' slowly in your head when spelling Wednesday.

When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.