Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.