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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.
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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.
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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.
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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up
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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.
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I dip my pizza crust in soda
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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared
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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.
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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.
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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.
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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.
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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.
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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass
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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.
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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.
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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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I never feel bored
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.