When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.