I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

I hit the frig after sex

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.