I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.