I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.