when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.