I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I cant ride a bike

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.