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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)
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Think about things I should be doing with my life.
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After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass
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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look
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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.
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Drinking and dialing people I dated.
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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.
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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.
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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc
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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.
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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/
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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!
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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.
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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.
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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.