- Things You Think Only You Do

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I never feel bored

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.