Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.