My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

While peeing, I will sometimes flush the toilet mid-stream and see if I can finish before it flushes all the way.

I get creeped out if I haven't looked at a clock in a while and when I finally do it reads 9:11

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.