Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

I never feel bored

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.