lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.