Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I think about life problems in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down +2,421

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,582

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

laziness .... its all in the mind

thumb_up thumb_down -77

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

thumb_up thumb_down +911

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Take baths

thumb_up thumb_down -58

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

thumb_up thumb_down -48

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

thumb_up thumb_down -43

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

thumb_up thumb_down -74

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.