Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

I meow when my cat meows.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I hold my breath in elevators

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

I always cry when I pray.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

shag your mom

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.