When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.