See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.