Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Pee in the shower

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.