Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.