sometimes if I am going on a flight to another country I will hold a small pocket of air in my mouth before getting on the plane and then I would let it out after we land

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.