Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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KICK THE CAN

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.