Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.