scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When out I like to "people watch."

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I like to poo while smoking.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.