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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.
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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.
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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.
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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands
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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)
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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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Make up a song to yourself.
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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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I think about life problems in the shower
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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....
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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.
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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.