Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.