Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

I think about life problems in the shower

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.