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Thinking your life is a movie...
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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.
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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.
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Drinking and dialing people I dated.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.
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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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blow nose. look at kleenex.
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before
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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.
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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.