When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.