give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Your mom

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.