Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

k. everyone

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

Thinking your life is a movie...

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.