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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.