Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

My parents are annoying.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

get really confused

Seperate your food on you dinner plate

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

Be a loner at school

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.