I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Talk to my cat.

I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Poo really loud

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.