Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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My parents are annoying.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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get really confused

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Be a loner at school

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.