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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.
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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.
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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.
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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.
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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.
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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.
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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.
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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind
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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million
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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.
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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.
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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.