When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Eat ice by itself

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Picking my nose.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I rape small children ;).

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.