Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I'm really picky about how I earn money

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.