I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Poo really loud

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.