I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.