i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.