If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I eat ass

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.