Stab myself on a daily basis

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

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Pee in the shower

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.