How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.