fall asleep in the shower.

Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.