Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.