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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.
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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second
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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts
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Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...
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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...
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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.
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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.
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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.
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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.
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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.
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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.
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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.
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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.
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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.
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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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Think something that you REALLY don't want to think and hurriedly force your mind to change its thoughts.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.