Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.