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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.
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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.
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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.
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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...
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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.
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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.
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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there
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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)
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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.