Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Waking up from a dream that you thought was real life, and thinking,man i wish that was real...

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.