Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.