Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.