You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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conundrum.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.