I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.