i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.