If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Talk to my cat.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I sleep in the nude.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.