Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I read the down voted posts

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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i use dental dams

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.