sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

thumb_up thumb_down +139

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

thumb_up thumb_down +626

I talk to myself when I'm alone

thumb_up thumb_down -104

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

thumb_up thumb_down -41

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

thumb_up thumb_down

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

thumb_up thumb_down +11

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

thumb_up thumb_down +13

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

thumb_up thumb_down +289

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

thumb_up thumb_down -46

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

thumb_up thumb_down -86

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.