Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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whale sperm

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.