If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Talk to my cat.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I sleep in the nude.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.