I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I can see a magic eye image

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.