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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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I always cry when I pray.
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Like a toy until it breaks.
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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Pretend i'm a sim.
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.
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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it
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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video
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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!
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+34
poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.
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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.