sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

I push the door open with my stomach

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

wonder who wrote these things

Justin Beiber is a woman

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.