Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

make food scream if i chop them up.

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

im going to RAPEEEE that girl

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.