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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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call someone by a siblings name.
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.
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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.
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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.