I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I think about other women when having sex

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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I eat ass

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.