Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

fall asleep in the shower.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.