i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.