Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Sometimes I toot.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.