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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next
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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka
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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun
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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.
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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.
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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.
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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.