sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.