I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.