being super bored at school

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Be a loner at school

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.