When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

k. everyone

Pretend animals talk to you!

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

I apologize, when i bump against things.

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.