i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.