When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.