wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When I see myself in the mirror, I have to make a funny face just to make sure my face still works.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.