start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.