I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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KICK THE CAN

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.