Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.