Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.