I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.