say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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make food scream if i chop them up.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Play Minecraft

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.