i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.