When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.