When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Peeing in the shower

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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humiliating little girls

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.