I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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My parents are annoying.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.