sit in the shower

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.