start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.