Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.