eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

smoke marijuana

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Talk to my cat.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.