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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.