I sleep in the nude.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.