I can't trill my R's

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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incognito mode on google chrome

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.