I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.