I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

When I'm scared in the shower sing

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.