Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Poop naked.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.