Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Peeing in the shower

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I hold my breath in elevators

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.