pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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smoke marijuana

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.