Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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im going to rape that girl

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.