I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.