When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.