Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Peeing in the shower

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SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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I scratch and sniff.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.