Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.