That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.