I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.