I can't trill my R's

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

incognito mode on google chrome

chewing icecream before you swallow it

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.