When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.