This song will not come out of my head!

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.