Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Counting the lines on the street as they pass the edge of your cars window.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.