When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I hit the frig after sex

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.