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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.
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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.
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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line
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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.
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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.
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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:
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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"
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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.
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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.
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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.