Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.