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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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Think of numbers as male or female.
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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"
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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.
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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'
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Go on this site to feel normal.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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I put salt on buttered toast...
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.
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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.