I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.