You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.