I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.