refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

masturbate quietly in my room.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.