I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.