When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.