I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

look at bins as i walk past them

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Post on this website, then give yourself the first thumbs up to kick-start your success.

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.