I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

My parents are annoying.

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.