Tried to suck ur own penis

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.