I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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Pee in the shower

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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shag your mom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.