If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

I eat ass

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.