Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Sitting down in the shower

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.