Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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ASMR

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.