Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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I rape small children ;).

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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When my soap is running low, I add water to it.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.