Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.