Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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When im in a room alone on the computer i like to put on songs and lip sync to them in the mirror with really emotional expressions..

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Sometimes I imagine how everyone would react if I died.

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.