How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

I have an irrational fear of sloths

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.