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im going to kill that person and get away with it
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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)
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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.
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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.
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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up
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I eat one way in public and another way in private.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.
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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.