Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

im going to rape that girl

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Get that shiver when you're peeing.

While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.