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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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sit in the shower

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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misread dig bick

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I want to suck on your penis

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.