I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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I eat ass

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.