Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.