Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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sing in the shower

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.