1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I can't trill my R's

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I'm opening my locker lock, I try to beat the person next to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.