I can only play a piano with my right hand

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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Only use the left earphone.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Eat ice by itself

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.