After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.