I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Look at my poo before I flush it.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.