I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

fart

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

I sleep in the nude.

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

I always think I have special powers

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.