whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.