sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

I talk to myself when I'm alone

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

Find different ways to crack your knuckles when you're bored. (I have found 7 ways to crack a finger and I can crackj my hand back

Look at the clock, then instantly forget what time it is and look again.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.