When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

I always cry when I pray.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.