Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Pee in the shower.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.