when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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This song will not come out of my head!

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I rape small children ;).

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.