refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.