Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.