Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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I chew my ice cream.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.