Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.