sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Peeing in the shower

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.