when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.