Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

I pee in the shower. :3

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Do somthing only you do

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.