When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Sometimes, after I say "bye" to a person on facebook, I wait a few seconds before I log off so that it seems like I said "bye" to other people too. Because I'm just that popular.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.