When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.