When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.