The older I get the more honest I get

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

Do somthing only you do

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.