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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.
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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.
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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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blink
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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!
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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.