I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.