I type a comment here and secretly feel special

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I know how to type a ¿

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.