Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.