When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.