talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.