- Things You Think Only You Do

Eat something to pass the time while I wait for my food in the microwave to be cooked.

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

Sees bug on wall while taking shower Splashes with shower water Bug slides down wall >_

I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

sing in the shower

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

Attempting to silently sneak a fart, then it erupts from your anus.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.