When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.