Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.