I hate being called "buddy".

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.