When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I have autofocus in my eyes.

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.