If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Breathe.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.