When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.