When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I cant ride a bike

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Wonder why there are sites like this.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.