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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.