Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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When I was younger I would image a band that played the songs on the radio that was strapped to the roof of the car during long car rides.

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When using the bathroom count the tiles on the floor or shower wall or read a shampoo bottle.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.