Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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I chew my ice cream.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.