wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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smoke marijuana

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.