has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.