While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.

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fap

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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sit in the shower

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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smoke marijuana

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.