Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.