You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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Sometimes I toot.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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I scratch and sniff.

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I avoid closing my eyes in the shower in case ghosts/monsters/zombies get me.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.