- Things You Think Only You Do

when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.