Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I wish I was born again, but I had all of the knowledge I have now.

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If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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being super bored at school

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.