Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I want to suck on your penis

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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k. everyone

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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toilet:a place for reading and going on fb shower:place for singing school:place for sleeping and fuck others.internet:place for shitting brixs.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.