When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

I cant ride a bike

Wonder why there are sites like this.

At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.