conundrum.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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fap

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.