Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.