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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.
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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard
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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.
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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!
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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.
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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.