Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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speak proper english

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.