Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

thumb_up thumb_down +50

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

thumb_up thumb_down +6

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

thumb_up thumb_down -96

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Get annoyed when you are making a new account and it sends you bafk because of credit card or email address

thumb_up thumb_down -101

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.