Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

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conundrum.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.