When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.