I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I know how to type a ¿

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.