When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

humiliating little girls

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

listen to madonnas new album

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.