When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I control water in the shower.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.