when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Boinked my neighbor

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.