turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.