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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Tear up when I poop
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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...
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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.
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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.
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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.
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While listening to music, I imagine an insanely huge dance number to go along with it.
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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.
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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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