The older I get the more honest I get

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Do somthing only you do

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.