Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Do somthing only you do

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.