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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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speak proper english
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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.
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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk
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I aphabeticalize my shoes
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.