I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.