When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.