Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.