I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.