Sleep with pillow between legs

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

shag your mom

misread flashlight

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Think about breathing...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.