Play Minecraft

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

get bored so I fist myself for money

smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I constantly talk to myself.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.