DIY LOL
Funny Exams
Funny Tip Jars
Porn SFW
Republican Equals
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
…
Next ›
Last »
whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much
thumb_up
thumb_down
-53
Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-121
WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
thumb_up
thumb_down
-66
Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-26
When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
thumb_up
thumb_down
+18
When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-67
Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-59
Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont
thumb_up
thumb_down
+17
See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind
thumb_up
thumb_down
-109
Pretend to be texting to look popular in public
thumb_up
thumb_down
-4
Go on this site to feel normal.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????
thumb_up
thumb_down
-138
Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-42
I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-45
Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-60
Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it
thumb_up
thumb_down
-9
pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-90
humiliating little girls
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
thumb_up
thumb_down
-60
Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
Courtesy flush.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-52
« First
‹ Prev
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.