I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

thumb_up thumb_down +175

when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

thumb_up thumb_down -90

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

thumb_up thumb_down +28

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

thumb_up thumb_down -81

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

thumb_up thumb_down -22

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

thumb_up thumb_down -61

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

thumb_up thumb_down -64

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

thumb_up thumb_down +144

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

thumb_up thumb_down -23

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.