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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.
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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Brake for tail-gaters
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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.
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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka
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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time
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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?
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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up
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Contract my gluteus maximus while sitting for a long time to feel more comfortable.
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.