Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.