Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

make food scream if i chop them up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.