Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.