Believing in the kindness of strangers

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I think about life problems in the shower

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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While reading these posts on here, I find that I do a lot of weird things that I've never really thought about.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.