Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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hallo

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Poop naked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.