When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

I **** with no hands.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

misread dig bick

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.