Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.