sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.