If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

wonder who wrote these things

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

I was not born in the country I am living in now

When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

Pretend animals talk to you!

When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

Tried to suck ur own penis

Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.