Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Go on this site to feel normal.

I always think I have special powers

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.