I talk to inanimate objects daily.

When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

I like to play with the condensation on the outside of glasses, sometimes drawing in it, or just wiping it all off. I get half-way annoyed when it comes back, until I play with it again.

I always feel a little twinge of regret when I see "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service," because I know it's a lie.

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.