Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Buying a new song, listening to it on repeat for hours until it gets old, and then never listening to it again.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Play Minecraft

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Vote for the other guy

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.