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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.
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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.
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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.
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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff
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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring
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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.
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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.
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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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speak proper english
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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.