I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.