I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I piss in the bed every night

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.