When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

thumb_up thumb_down -27

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

thumb_up thumb_down +16

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +19

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.