When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

check shower for murder then pee

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

I aphabeticalize my shoes

Dip my pizza crust in my soda

Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Watch the same movies over and over

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I meow when my cat meows.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

I dip my pizza crust in soda

Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.