If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

bounce when your tip toeing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.