Whenever I'm home alone, I dance and sing along to any commercial.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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In my head, my life is some kind of on-going documentary about my life. Sometimes when I'm alone, I conduct interviews.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.