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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.
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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.
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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.
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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time
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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.