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Only use the left earphone.
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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.
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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.
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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.
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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything
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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.