Sleep with pillow between legs

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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shag your mom

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misread flashlight

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Think about breathing...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.