Only use the left earphone.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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fart

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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sit in the shower

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.