After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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Think the "D" in the Disney logo was actually a "G", and realized that thought process at an age to embarassing to divulge to complete strangers on the internet.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.