- Things You Think Only You Do

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

My parents are annoying.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

Like a toy until it breaks.

Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.