like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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R A P E Children

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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fap

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Eat ice by itself

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.