I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I mean Diana Ross.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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smoke marijuana

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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fart

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.