When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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My parents are annoying.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.