Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

I talk to myself when I'm alone

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.