Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

When I'm scared in the shower sing

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Reading the terms of service :O....

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.