I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Pee in my work garbage can.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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My parents are annoying.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.