Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.