I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Pee in the shower

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.