You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When I'm at someone else's house, clutter sort of bothers me and it makes me want to clean up. At my own house, it feels really weird if there's a lack of clutter, so I like to keep it that way.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Dramatically narrate everything I do in my head as I do it.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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Eat pizza backwards because the crust isn't as good as the cheese part and I want to get that over with.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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i smoke weed all day.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.