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sit in the shower

Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

sit in the shower

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

look at bins as i walk past them

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

speak proper english

mentally scolding yourself for thinking something dirty just in case the person you're thinking about can read your thoughts

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.