I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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Pee in the shower.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.