Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.