When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

Sometimes I wonder if my whole life is a hallucination and I'm actually in some padded room somewhere, talking to myself and staring into space while my real family mourns the fact that their daughter will never be able to live a real life...

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

I don't read the terms of service.

Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.