Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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before going to a party, i rehearse the conversations i expect to have with the people who will be there (even though those conversations never actually happent)

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.