When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.