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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.
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wipe your hands on your pants
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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.