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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.
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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them
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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.
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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.
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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.
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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.
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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D
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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real
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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation
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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.
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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream
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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.
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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money
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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.