I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I push the door open with my stomach

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.