If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.