Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.