Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.