Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

When nobody's home I blast the stereo and sing as loud as I can.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

Sit there with my hand just resting down my pants casually when I'm alone. It's comfy!

I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.