Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

wipe your hands on your pants

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.