Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I will look up the definition of a word in a text message before I use it just incase I'm using it in the wrong context.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.