Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.