go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Give your neighbors names from movies.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.