think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.