Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.