Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Look at a word long enough to not seem like a word anymore, then sounding weird.

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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penis

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Before I go to bed at night, I close the closet door so the monsters inside don't come get me while I'm sleeping.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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think about all of the things you would do if you were the only person on earth

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If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.