Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Take baths

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.