Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.