Vote for the other guy

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.