I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.