pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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make south park refferences every day

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.