Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Having gay sex

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.