Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Look at a friend and realize that you have forgotten their name...

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

sing in the shower

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.