Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Ur mum

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.