Be a loner at school

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Breathe.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.