When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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being super bored at shool

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.