Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.