Vote for the other guy

Still record on VHS tapes.

Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.