Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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When your sitting on the toilet you watch a video,or read something on your ipod/ipad/etc

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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I always cry when I pray.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.