Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When walking on the sidewalk, try to walk the same number of steps on each square without looking awkward. (now, this is sooo weird, I have no clue if ANYBODY has ever done this more than once)

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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When I walk from one room to the next, I make believe that the room I just left exploded, and that I made it out just in time.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.