Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

jack off

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.