Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

When I'm scared in the shower sing

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Poop naked.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.