Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

thumb_up thumb_down +645

I talk to myself when I'm alone

thumb_up thumb_down -105

When nobodys home, stay as quiet as possible just in case an intrudor is hiding somewhere

thumb_up thumb_down +835

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

thumb_up thumb_down -129

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

thumb_up thumb_down -84

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -67

use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

thumb_up thumb_down -108

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

thumb_up thumb_down -64

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

thumb_up thumb_down +227

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.