When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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being super bored at school

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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I scratch and sniff.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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When I say, "What?" after understanding exactly what someone said.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.