I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.