Remembering that you're breathing and then it stops being subconscious so you have to purposely breathe until you stop thinking about it.

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sometimes, i smell my own farts.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Open a new google tab when someone walks in the room, even if I wasn't looking at anything bad.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Laugh softly when you hear someone else cry

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Change the channel during commercials when you have the remote, when you don't you go insane and say "TURN IT BACK WE'LL MISS THE START!!!"

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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My hoodie/jacket strings HAVE to be equal in length, or I pull them then restretch the hood out to make them even.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.