If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When talking to someone you sometimes start with the middle of a story through the end, complete with random details that seem totally unrelated to them, and THEN you remember to tell the beginning (which is the part that actually relates to what they were talking about).

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.