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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".
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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse
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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki
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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.
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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
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run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you
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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there
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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...
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I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.
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I think Frozen is an overrated film
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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Being from another country and always thinking in english.
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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying
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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.
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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"
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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.