turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

blow nose. look at kleenex.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.