Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.