Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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No matter how complicated your shower is at home, you always find it much easier to work than other people's showers.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Every time i take a drink from a cup, i rotate the cup so i never drink from the same place.

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.