try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

Answering questions that weren't directed at me, then awkwardly playing it off like they were talking to you.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Sit down in a grass field... immediately start pulling up grass.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

Pee in the shower.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.