I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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RAPE CHILDREN

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.