I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When people are whispering you think they are saying bad things

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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When I'm scared in the shower sing

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.