Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.