When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Create my response for the whole conversation before even having it

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.