Watch the same movies over and over

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sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I fake laugh at peoples jokes when they're not funny to avoid akward moments.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.