Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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penis

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.