When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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check shower for murder then pee

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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Rub boogers under the arm rest on the couch.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.