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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Pretend i'm a sim.
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.
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I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?
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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.
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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.
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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.
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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head
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Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom
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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.
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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.
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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.