I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

When you tell yourself that this is the last page you'll read and end up reading three more.

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Pee in my work garbage can.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

My parents are annoying.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.