- Things You Think Only You Do

I hold my breath in elevators

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

Reading the terms of service :O....

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

When on long car rides, I always look out the window and imagine a little man running alongside the car.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

I think about life problems in the shower

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.