Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

I really enjoy self-pity.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.