Play Minecraft

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat

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While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.