Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I am wearing ear buds even though I'm not actually listening to anything.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.