get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.