Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

thumb_up thumb_down -83

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

thumb_up thumb_down -81

try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

thumb_up thumb_down -105

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

thumb_up thumb_down -76

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

thumb_up thumb_down -5

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

check shower for murder then pee

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

thumb_up thumb_down +92

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.