Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.