Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

when i watch tv and it cuts to break, if i hear someone on the tv tell me not to change the chanel, ill say "u cant tell me what to do!" and then ill change it.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

look at bins as i walk past them

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

Dancing while hoovering

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.