After watching a movie, always walk out the theatre feeling like a total bad ass

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.