Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.