Play as both sides on fifa

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I cant ride a bike

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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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when someone mispronounces something I say the correct pronunciation quietly under my breath so it doesn't bother me

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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i take words i just read or said and sing them to the tune of a song

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.