Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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whenever im doing sumthing im not suppose to i feel like everybody knows what im doing

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.