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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...
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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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When I'm scared in the shower sing
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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.
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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)
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smell your socks cause you like the smell of your own sweat
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Get turned on lookin at my own butt
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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.
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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".
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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...
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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.
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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.