Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

misread flashlight

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.