make food scream if i chop them up.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.