I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

thumb_up thumb_down -8

fall asleep in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

thumb_up thumb_down -61

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

sit in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

thumb_up thumb_down +1,632

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

thumb_up thumb_down -18

look at bins as i walk past them

thumb_up thumb_down -53

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

thumb_up thumb_down -71

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.