I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Pee in the shower.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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pick your nose and eat it

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.