When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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When leaving your basement, become increasingly conscious of how you are scared of something getting you. SPRINT UP STAIRS.

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When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Turning on the TV for background noise when I'm on my computer.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I **** with no hands.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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misread dig bick

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.