Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Eating chicken at KFC.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.