turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.