sing in the shower

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.