Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Clenching your teeth subconsciously, then wondering why your teeth hurt so much afterwards.

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Smiling like an Idiot when you get a cute text

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I used to pretent my legs didn't work and pulled myself up the stairs with just my hands.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Fill up a glass, drink half, then fill it up again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.