Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

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I always think I have special powers

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Math tests-doing all the work for a problem only to find out my answer is not any of the multiple choices.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

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I scratch and sniff.

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play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I cant ride a bike

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.