get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

thumb_up thumb_down -82

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -46

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

thumb_up thumb_down -58

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

thumb_up thumb_down -24

After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

thumb_up thumb_down -119

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -68

Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Try to pet your cat with your foot.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -17

You remember something funny. You smile like an idiot. Everyone around thinks your weird for randomly smiling.

thumb_up thumb_down +162

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.