Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.