Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Have to take the phone with you everytime to the bathroom

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Giving my dog a massage.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.