sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Have a dream with horribly unfortunate events (like having an amputation or being in prison) waking up from said dream and saying something like, "Good thing that was a dream, don't know what I'd do if that was real"

Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Walking around store and store clerk asks are you finding everything ok..and you reply yes and you...

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.