Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I make all the faces on my money face the same way.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.