Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.