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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.
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Sometimes i think i've been living a dream life, and one day im really gonna wake up in the middle of 9th grade math class and have to explain why i was sleeping on my desk and jerking off so much.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.
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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.
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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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make food scream if i chop them up.
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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.