I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

If I see a shriveled, dried leaf while walking along the sidewalk I am compelled to step on it and make it crunch.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

When out I like to "people watch."

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I like to poo while smoking.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

check shower for murder then pee

bounce when your tip toeing.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.