Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Drying yourself after the shower with a towl, wiping your ass dry and beeing scared when you dry other parts of your body you dont use the same part of the towl.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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misread flashlight

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.