Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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i cant fall asleep unless i suck my thumb...

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Abuse your pet when nobody's looking

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.