Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.