When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Vote for the other guy

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.