Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

I **** with no hands.

(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.