getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

i masturbate with my feet

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I hold my breath in elevators

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

I think Frozen is an overrated film

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.