I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I hold my breath in elevators

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

only read the short jokes on this website

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.