- Things You Think Only You Do

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I cant ride a bike

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.