- Things You Think Only You Do

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.