get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.