Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.