- Things You Think Only You Do

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.