the power to regenerate your appendix

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only read the short jokes on this website

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Being fat

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.