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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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Stab myself on a daily basis
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.
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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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I wonder if elections are rigged?
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.