Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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i masturbate with my feet

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.