Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.