When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

Sitting down in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.