My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I wonder if elections are rigged?

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.