Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.