Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Only use the left earphone.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.