Stab myself on a daily basis

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.