My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Breathe.

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

I eat food when i'm bored..

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.