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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.
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I scratch and sniff.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.