masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I hit the frig after sex

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I scratch and sniff.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.