I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

thumb_up thumb_down -22

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

thumb_up thumb_down -22

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Justin Beiber is a woman

thumb_up thumb_down -26

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

thumb_up thumb_down -36

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

thumb_up thumb_down -36

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.