fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.