- Things You Think Only You Do

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

I hold my breath in elevators

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.