When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.