Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.