log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I scratch and sniff.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Sometimes I toot.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.