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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .
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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends
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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.
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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.