- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.