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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.
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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.
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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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I hold my breath in elevators
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.
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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts
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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.