masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Use my phone to see what time it is

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I hit the frig after sex

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

I scratch and sniff.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

Try stick to something but fail in the end

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Save more than once on your favourite game.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.