whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.