try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I hold my breath in elevators

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.