Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.