Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

Go for a 10 mile run.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Use my phone to see what time it is

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I hit the frig after sex

When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.