When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Make up a song to yourself.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.