When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Smoking in the shower.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.