- Things You Think Only You Do

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.