- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.