Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I think about other women when having sex

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

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Smoking in the shower.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.