I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

only read the short jokes on this website

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

fap

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Picking my nose.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.