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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...
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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio
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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking
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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.
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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.
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only read the short jokes on this website
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.
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test how many stares you can scale in one step
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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.
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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?
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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses
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i masturbate with my feet
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Sitting down in the shower
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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.