- Things You Think Only You Do

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Use my phone to see what time it is

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Stab myself on a daily basis

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.