Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.