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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.
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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid
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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.
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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.
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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.