worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I hit the frig after sex

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.