I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.