- Things You Think Only You Do

worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

I have a phobia of incest

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I scratch and sniff.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.