When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I read the down voted posts

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Smoking in the shower.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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fap

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.