- Things You Think Only You Do

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

the power to regenerate your appendix

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Smoking in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.