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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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only read the short jokes on this website
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.
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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall
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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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read on youtube comments with too unlikes
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.