- Things You Think Only You Do

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.