- Things You Think Only You Do

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Smoking in the shower.

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.