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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o
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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim
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I gotta get down of Friday
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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Make up a song to yourself.
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.