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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Make up a song to yourself.

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.