Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.