- Things You Think Only You Do

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

I was not born in the country I am living in now

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.