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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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I chew my ice cream.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.