I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.