- Things You Think Only You Do

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

pull out a flies wings and let it go

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.