- Things You Think Only You Do

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

fap

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.