get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.