- Things You Think Only You Do

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.