Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I read the down voted posts

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.