- Things You Think Only You Do

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I cant ride a bike

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.