Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.