I cant ride a bike

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.