Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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On true/false sections of tests, I get paranoid if there are not the same amount of trues and falses.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.