Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.