think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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hallo

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.