Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Having to step on snails to hear the crunch

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Stop in the middle of a walk, then picture every face of every person you saw during that walk and what you were doing just in case a detective or police officer stopped you and asked "where you were at a this time?" or "have you seen this person?"

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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Praying to God even though you tell people you're an Atheist.

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Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.