Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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Before I go to bed I have to put one of my hands between my knees in order to warm up and get comfy.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.