Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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When In the car, use th bug guts to ramp up all of the culverts and when you don't have a landing for a while, pretend that you got a speed bonus and are soaring with some amazing air.-dillon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.