Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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im going to rape that girl

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.