Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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I pee in the shower.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.