Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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I pee in the shower.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Breathe.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.