When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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I pee in the shower.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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Breathe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.