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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki
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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.
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when you bleed you suck your own blood
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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.
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Get turned on lookin at my own butt
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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.
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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.
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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.
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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.
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Think about things I should be doing with my life.
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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!
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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)
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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.
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Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.
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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.
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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner
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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything
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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.
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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish
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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in
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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.
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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.