Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

when you bleed you suck your own blood

I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

Think about things I should be doing with my life.

after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.