Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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misread flashlight

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.