when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I sleep in the nude.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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fap

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.