When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.