when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.