Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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I pee in the shower.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.