Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Breathe.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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misread flashlight

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I sleep in the nude.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.