when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.