Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.