On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.