When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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im going to rape that girl

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.