When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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fap

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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misread flashlight

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Somehow can't find anything good to eat after going grocery shopping... even if you buy Oreos

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.