I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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I sleep in the nude.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.