Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.