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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??
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Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?
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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.
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misread flashlight
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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it
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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.
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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.
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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird
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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.
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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand
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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.
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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.
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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.
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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.
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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...
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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird
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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.
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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'
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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.
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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.
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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.