Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Breathe.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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misread flashlight

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Dancing while hoovering

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.