Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.