Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

when you bleed you suck your own blood

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

im going to rape that girl

Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.