Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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I pee in the shower.

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When taking a shit, I get freaked out in case I get teleported to a place with lots of people by a scientist from the future or something.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.