losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

Get turned on lookin at my own butt

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

misread flashlight

Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

Whenever I'm home alone, I listen to songs from my culture like Ella Ella, Taboo, or Sexy Robotica by Don Omar or other fun dancing songs, super loud and dance crazy and sing along as loud as I can. Any one else?

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

Being from another country and always thinking in english.

I pee in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.