After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.