im going to rape that girl

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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hallo

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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fart

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Dancing while hoovering

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.