every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.