Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.