When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

I know how to type a ¿

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

I can see a magic eye image

every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.