I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

I can see a magic eye image

Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.