you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I can see a magic eye image

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I know how to type a ¿

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.