Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I can see a magic eye image

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ASMR

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.