I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I can see a magic eye image

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.