I can see a magic eye image

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ASMR

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.