When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I know how to type a ¿

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pick your nose and eat it

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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conundrum.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.