Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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I can see a magic eye image

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.