do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.