At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.