Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.