I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.