feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.