At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.