After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.