When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.