When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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ASMR

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.