When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.