I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.