Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.