When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.