When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.