When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.