Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.