I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.