When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -129

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -143

See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

thumb_up thumb_down -2

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

thumb_up thumb_down -116

Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I like to poo while smoking.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

thumb_up thumb_down -103

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -82

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

thumb_up thumb_down +121

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

thumb_up thumb_down +3

sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.