Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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ASMR

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.