Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.