After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.