I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I can see a magic eye image

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ASMR

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.