put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.