when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I can see a magic eye image

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.