Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.