when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.