"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.