feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.