Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.