Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

ASMR

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.