put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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fart

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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pick your nose and eat it

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.