when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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pick your nose and eat it

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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ASMR

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.