Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.