When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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I know how to type a ¿

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I can see a magic eye image

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.