Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I can see a magic eye image

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.