Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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conundrum.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.