When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.