tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles

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fap

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.