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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

I really enjoy self-pity.

When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

I put salt on buttered toast...

Reading the terms of service :O....

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

pick your nose and eat it

When taking a shower, and standing in the opposite direction where the water is coming fromY

when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.