tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.