I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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pick your nose and eat it

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Pretend that when you are in the shower, the shower head is a giant machine gun, that takes thousands of men to operate, and that you were an extremely large person and you catch ALL of the bullets in your mouth, spitting them at the shower head while at the same time turning off the water as if they all died, and the small drips that continue to drop out were the dead soldires' blood.....-dillon

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.