Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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conundrum.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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Open blinds when taking a poop to look outside, then realize that someone could be watching you.

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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I pee in the shower.

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.