calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down +25

ASMR

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

thumb_up thumb_down -43

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

thumb_up thumb_down -104

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

thumb_up thumb_down +46

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

thumb_up thumb_down +30

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

thumb_up thumb_down -86

Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

thumb_up thumb_down -129

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

thumb_up thumb_down +72

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

thumb_up thumb_down

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.