When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.