Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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ASMR

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.