I can see a magic eye image

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.