When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.