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ASMR

When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.