Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.