ASMR

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

I put salt on buttered toast...

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.