Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.