"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.