A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

ASMR

Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

When you sit down to a great dinner with all your favorite foods and then the nanosecond your ass touches the chair you are instantly he most tired and uninterested in food than you have ever been before

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.