I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.