Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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kick something under the fridge that you dont want to pick up

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.