When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I can see a magic eye image

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.