Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.