Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Drinking and dialing people I dated.

"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.