When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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When I am bored, I imagine saving my crush' s life and we live happily ever after. :( what an idiot I am

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.