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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!
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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement
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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.
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Drinking and dialing people I dated.
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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.
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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.
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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.
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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.
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A stranger makes me mad. Spend all day thinking about badass things that I should have done/said.
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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.
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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.
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Turn on the faucet and/or fan when using the toilet at someone else's house or at my own place when there is a visitor because I don't want them to hear me peeing.
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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.
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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks
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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.
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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face
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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.
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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.
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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!
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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.
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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P
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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.