When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When I'm peeing in the urinal, I aim to the side so it doesn't deflect back on me.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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I'm so afraid of using words incorrectly that I look up any word I'm not sure that I'm using properly before typing it into wherever I'll use it. If the definition is too vague, I abandon the word and try something else.

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Listening to music---You HAVE to grind you teeth along with the song.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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When changing the volume one my computer it has to be a multiple of 2

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.