When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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You laugh to yourself when you think you are alone in a street but then you notice somebody in a car looking at you.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.