sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.