- Things You Think Only You Do

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

Hate Skydoesminecraft.

When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.