When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When Ive just intentionally committed some minor traffic offense (speeding, illegal U-turn) and suddenly worry a cop may have spotted me and act to myself in the car as if I was truly confused and have no idea what I did wrong, like moving my head around and saying, "Huh? Where's that house?"

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.