I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I turn on the faucet or turn up the radio in the bathroom so maybe no one can hear me pee.

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Have a fantasy where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart while Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Not knowing whether to change it or not on a scantron test when the same letter appears more than 3 times in a row: A D C C C C .....but all the of my answers make sense!

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Lick my cell phone screen to clean it.

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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.