ASMR

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When a lot if people are yelling at me / disagreeing with me all at once, I start laughing.

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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calling someone and it rings so long you forget who your calling and when they answer you have to look at your caller i.d to remember.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Walking with your friend talking about everything then you and your friend walk by someone you don't know and it gets awkwardly quiet

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.