put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I always cry when I pray.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.