- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.