When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I always cry when I pray.

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Pee in the shower.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.