say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.