Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Pee in the shower.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.