do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.