When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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jack off

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.