Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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being super bored at school

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.