When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Pee in the shower.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.