Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.