Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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I always cry when I pray.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.