Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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hate Justin Bieber

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.