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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.
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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump
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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"
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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.
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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.
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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I
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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles
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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video
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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D
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I always cry when I pray.
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I laugh easier when im with someone
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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.
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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.
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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.
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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!
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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)
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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.
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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.
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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <
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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters
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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.