Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.