i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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I always cry when I pray.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Pee in the shower.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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sit in the shower

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.