I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Fart at home

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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I always cry when I pray.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Sometimes when you are looking down at a book or something you look up because you think you saw a person. Nope it was a tall lamp with a coat hung on it. Find youself periodically looking up every 5 minutes to make sure.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.