I laugh easier when im with someone

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.