get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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smoke marijuana

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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jack off

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.