put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Pee in the shower.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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sit in the shower

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.