i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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jack off

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Fart at home

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.