go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Pee in the shower.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Fart at home

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.