When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I always cry when I pray.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.