I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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I always cry when I pray.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Pee in the shower.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.