Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Pee in the shower.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Say what even when u heard someone

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.