look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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sit in the shower

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.