whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.