Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.