I always think I have special powers

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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being super bored at school

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.