I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

I talk to myself when I'm alone

I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

Say what even when u heard someone

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

I aphabeticalize my shoes

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.