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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.
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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool
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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.
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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.
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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.
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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.
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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.
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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.
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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.
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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.
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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.