Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.