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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.
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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.
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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.
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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.
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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool
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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?
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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.
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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"
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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.
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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running
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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.
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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes
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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.
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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.