Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.