Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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KICK THE CAN

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.