i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Pee in the shower.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.