Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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being super bored at school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.