i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

Sitting next to a banana called James

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

When out I like to "people watch."

Pee in the shower.

Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.