When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.