Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Fart at home

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.