put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Say what even when u heard someone

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I always have to google the name of this website, because I always put the words in the wrong consecution.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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being super bored at school

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.