I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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I always cry when I pray.

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I put big spaces in between comments

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sit in the shower

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I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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i don't have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.