Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.