- Things You Think Only You Do

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

get home from work and masturbate instantly

I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.