dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

jack off

When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

log off the internet then think of something and go back on

I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.