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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds
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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka
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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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jack off
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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.
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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)
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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public
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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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log off the internet then think of something and go back on
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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol
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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.
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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did
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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!
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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.
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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool
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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.
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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid
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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.
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Putting your bra on your dogs dead
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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.