I put big spaces in between comments

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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jack off

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.