after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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I eat ass

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.