getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I wonder what a baby is saying when they are telling you off?

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.