Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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I always think I have special powers

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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wonder why the word "MORTGAGE" has a T in it?

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.