Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Say what even when u heard someone

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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smoke marijuana

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.