get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Take baths

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Cross the street or go some other way to avoid the awkward moment of long lasting side by side walking (a move known as the 'overtake') when walking right behind someone who is slightly slower than you.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.