Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Take baths

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.