feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.