At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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hate Justin Bieber

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.