i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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I seriously contemplate what my theme song would be. I imagine it would have no words and a slight Mission Impossible influence.

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.