I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.