Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.