realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Take baths

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.