after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Look at restaurant signs and realize the font isnt as fancy as you once thought

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.