When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.