When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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hate Justin Bieber

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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When you say something you think is funny but it turns out that it's only funny in your head so once you say it there's this moment of awkwardness and everyone else probably just forgets about it but it haunts you for the rest of your life. ~

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.