Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Take baths

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.