Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

Try to balance on and off on the light switch.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.