Take baths

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hate Justin Bieber

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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After going to the bathroom, flush the toilet than hurry out of the bathroom and walk fast past a certain line going across the floor or make an imaginary line on the floor before the toilet fully flushes.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.