Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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whenever there's a fight on facebook, i sit back and read it and i'm just like "people are stupid hehe"

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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I always think I have special powers

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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.