Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

When i play a video game and make some stupid noobish action including suiciding or playing in a lame way, i make sure that if somehow someone sees my screen, he/she notices why i do so.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

jack off

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

get home from work and masturbate instantly

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.