get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.