I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stalk boyfriend's facebook, go to everything he's commented on, and comment too.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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Take baths

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every single time a sad song comes on your ipod you imagine yourself in a movie, gloomily looking out a window or sitting alone on a bench.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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try to find this website, but type in "thingsonlyyouthinkyoudo" or "thingsyouonlythinkyoudo" .. give up.. then google it instead.

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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I talk to myself when I'm alone

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.