Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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jack off

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.