Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

Okay, so. I have this weird habit I've had for like a year now, and it's that I always have to touch things an even amount of times and touch them with the other had the same amount of times. I read it's OCD, which I sometimes experience symptoms of, but this one sticks out. Is this normal? What should I do? Should I ask if I do have OCD?

Have to catch my significant other when they lie, not because I really care but to prove I'm smarter

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

Cry every day just because it makes you feel better.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.