Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.