When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.