While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I hate being called "buddy".

thumb_up thumb_down -36

being super bored at shool

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

thumb_up thumb_down -40

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

thumb_up thumb_down -48

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I Masturbate Daily.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.