Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.