hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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I mustn't step on the cracks in the pavement

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ASMR

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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Had a dream within a dream, just like Inception. You woke up and it felt so real you were sure of it. Then a bit later you wake up again.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pleasure my self... because I didn't they automatically censored certain words

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Closing your eyes and covering your ears when you think someone is going to throw up.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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conundrum.

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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when i take a shit and smoke i dont throw the cigar in the wc so the smoke wont come to my nose

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.