log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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close the fridge door really slowly just so you can see the light turn off

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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Pee in the shower.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.