Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I scratch and sniff.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Put things in the front of the dishwasher 1st cause im to lazy to pull the whole thing out to put anything in the back or the right place.

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shag your mom

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.