i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Accidentally turning the fan on instead of the light when you walk into the bathroom and having a mini-spazz attack because the sound scares you.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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sit in the shower

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.