When no one's looking, I run up stairs on hands and feet.

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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being super bored at shool

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being super bored at school

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.