Go on this site to feel normal.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Have a dream about falling and never stop falling and it feels real

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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I use chopsticks or disposable latex gloves to eat sandwiches, chocolate, basically any finger food, because in my opinion, it's impossible to get that greasy, sticky film off my fingers.

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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I like to poo while smoking.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.