trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

Thinking your life is a movie...

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

Pee in the shower.

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.