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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Giving my dog a massage.

Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!

I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

I chew my ice cream.

I look at people and think, "they poop" then as I'm imagining them pooping I hurry and change thoughts before they finish.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

On YouTube, if someone comments a time in the video (or in the description) I always click it for fun, even if it doesn't work. Like if someone comments "it's 4:12 right now" on a 2 minute video I click the link.

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.