I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I have seen a UFO

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.