if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Always coming up with a really great comeback in my head 5 seconds too late. And then playing out what would have happened if I had said it.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Whenever your going down a flight of stairs with two rails, hold the two rails and go from the top step to the bottom.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.