worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

When i wake up from a good dream, i close my eyes and imagine the ending in different ways.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

I constantly talk to myself.

Giving my dog a massage.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.