when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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At home stay on the toilet a few minutes after you finish your business

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Dancing while hoovering

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Ever dreamt of being naked and then waking up in horror.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.