When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.