I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Brake for tail-gaters

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.