Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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saying long strings of unconnected words in your head and wondering if you just said something that noone else ever has

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I pee in the shower.

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When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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I scratch the scabs on my head whenever im bored

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Looking around in disgust at your messy room and then doing nothing about it.

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thumb down this post

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When I hear the doorbell ringing and I'm not expecting anyone, I turn off the tv/music and try not to make any sound, so they think there's no one home.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.