After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I put salt on buttered toast...

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.