i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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while talking about someone, immediately fear they are somehow listening

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choose which piece of cereal in the cereal bowl i should eat last.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Talk to my cat.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I unlike Facebook pages if they spam my wall.

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When I see interactive ads on webpages ( "Shoot 5 iPhones And Get One Free!" type of windows ), I feel compelled to finish the task, even though I KNOW it's going to open a pop-up and waste 10 seconds of my life.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.