After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

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While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

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I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

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Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.