I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Pee in my work garbage can.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

My parents are annoying.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

sit in the shower

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

When I'm listening to my ipod on a road trip I look out the window longingly and pretend to be in a music video

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.