Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I keep thinking a thing is about to fall from the table even though it's not close to the edge

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.