Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Erasing the history cache on the computer after visiting an x rated website.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I read the down voted posts

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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I DO wish I had the ability of the guy in the comment below me. Moral: Yeah I have to type moral down here, because its awesome and because whatever its awesome!

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Imagine yourself and friends as band members while listening to songs.

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.