Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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When i want to write a joke on anti jokes.com i laugh at my friends instead!

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Putting your bra on your dogs dead

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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sometimes playing on music on your iPod you think people will like even though you're wearing headphones and nobody can hear you

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I rape small children ;).

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Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Whenever I switch sides on my bed, I feel like when I turn around some scary clown face is going to be RIGHT THERE in my face

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.