I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When im alone i have a conversation with myself

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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sing in the shower

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When I have headphones in, I wonder if my swallowing is extremely loud for everyone else too.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.