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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.
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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.
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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.
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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.
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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.
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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking
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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.
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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.
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bounce when your tip toeing.
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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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feel special if I don't get thumbs up on my posts
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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.