Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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Ur mum

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Think about the things you could do if you had the power to stop the time.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.