Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.