Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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I **** with no hands.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Pee in the shower

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.