When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.