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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"
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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.
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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!
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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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Guessing how many people are listening to the same song at the same moment as you
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Look at my poop before flushing
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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.
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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)
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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.