When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I never feel bored

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Close my eyes and squeeze them so I can see colorful stars and galaxies.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.