Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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If someone asks me if I want something and they get up to get it and im sitting down, I say " oh I can get it" eventhough they are already up just to not seem like a lazy piece of shit

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.