Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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I chew on anything plastic. I don't think there's a pen that I haven't chewed on or a plastic cap I haven't put in my mouth. It's a horrible habit but it feels so DAMN GOOD TO CHEW!

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.