When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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hallo

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When I forget to brush my teeth, scrape off the plaque on my teeth with my fingernail.

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When telemarketers call I speak Afrikaans to them until they hang up

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Looking up 'How to tell if your crush likes you' to get assurance that he/she loves you

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.