Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Your mom

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.

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Take baths

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.