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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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Give your neighbors names from movies.
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.
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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb
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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.
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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.
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I talk to inanimate objects daily.
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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.
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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim
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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.
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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.
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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands
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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.
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Repeat the phrase "you too" after a comment someone makes that does not apply. Bob: happy birthday Jim Jim: you too bob. Awwww sh!t.
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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.
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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.
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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.
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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.