whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.