I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.