Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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get really confused

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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reading the back of the cereal box when eating cereal

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.