When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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In the shower, or just when I'm alone, I imagine having confrontations with people in my life and play out the entire conversation by myself, lip syncing the words with emotions and all.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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I set my alarm clock early just so I can get up snooze it.... One, two, three, maybe even four times.

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.