sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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ASMR

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Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

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I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.