I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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always want to tell my friends the nightmares I had but they don't sound as horrible as they actually were spoken out loud and then get annoyed if their no tike 'OH my god! And what happened next...?'

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.