wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.