dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Do somthing only you do

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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sleep with your legs crossed like your meditating.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.