When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

fart

Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

I have never disliked any video on YouTube with not many views ( no matter how bad it is ) because I feel bad for the uploader.

I meow when my cat meows.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.