If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

Peeing in the shower

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.