try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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Point your finger to the sky When your favorite comes on in the club or on the radio

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Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Whenever i wear long sleeves i always hold onto the sleeves with my ring and pinkie fingers.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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When I'm about to go to the bathroom, I think of a million things that I have to do and try to do them all before I pee my pants.

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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working out escape routes for each room in your house when you're alone, just in case

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Pretend I'm much more popular than I am with people who don't know my social life.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.