Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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When I poop I pretend to make my wiener talk.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.