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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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I read the down voted posts

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.