I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Pee in my work garbage can.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Brake for tail-gaters

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.