Give your neighbors names from movies.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Tried to suck ur own penis

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.