If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Imagining a friend can see everything you do during the day through telepathy.

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I pee in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.