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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet
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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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I pass by closed doors quickly and at least as far away as the door seems like it can open, because I always feel like someone's going to burst out, hitting me in the face with the door.
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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.
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I act as though I've had movie cameras placed in my eyes and a bunch of people will watch my life as a movie at some point. And so I do a narration voice for them.
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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie
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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.
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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.