Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Whenever I slurp from a straw I do it a little bit at a time, slowly and steadily so people don't turn at me and give me an annoyed face.

when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

I **** with no hands.

Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

Pee in the shower

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Stab myself on a daily basis

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.