Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Close you closet door whenever you are about to go to bed.

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When out I like to "people watch."

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I like to poo while smoking.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.