Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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Sometimes I think the whole world is set up, and I feel like I'm living in some kind of Truman Show. I even sometimes say "I know you're there" to the moon.

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Walking into the little door at the store that people put the carts though.

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Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.