Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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http://www.todayswhatsappstatus.com/

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Go outside and pee.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.