Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Write a post and then find that someone else has already said it, but in a different way...wtf I'm really annoyed. And they have more likes too.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.