Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Someone asks a question and you say "what?" and then answer them because you actually heard but didn't realize it.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Pretend that i don't care about my birthday when i actually can't wait to see what present people will get me and get terribly excited everytime someone text me

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KICK THE CAN

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Purposely save one piece of homework untill Sunday night in case you want to get out of doing something boring.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.