When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.