when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Thinking about how fast you blink and how many times you have blinked. You then start blinking too much because you are thinling about yourself blinking, and you try to stop, but you can't stop thinking about it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Pee in the shower

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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get really confused

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I know how to type a ¿

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.