When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

Think about breathing...

if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.