When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Sometimes I become paranoid that the ceiling is going to randomly come crashing down and kill me.

Automatically lie to your dentist when they ask if you floss

When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

hate Justin Bieber

When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

Look at my poop before flushing

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.