I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I think people especially my parents, can hear my thoughts

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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When I'm over at my friends house and they get in a fight with their sibling, I just pet their dog.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.