when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When I'm alone, I just randomly say "I know you're there so I would look awesome if someone was actually there.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Convince yourself that all of your friends are partying together without you when they dont respond to your text messages.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.