when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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When in a public bathroom stall and having to take a number 2 i wait until there is nobody else in there to let it go and also exit the stall.

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I chew my ice cream.

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ASMR

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I pee in the shower.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

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misread flashlight

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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When i lie, i try not to swallow because i think they'll notice - John

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.