This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Eat ice by itself

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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I can't trill my R's

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Lie in bed at night, imagining things I want to happen in my life while trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.