Give your neighbors names from movies.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Change my music to something cooler than the song im listening to when i pass by other kids my age

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When I masturbate I trade hands often in fear that my penis may become crooked.

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I actually get stuck watching those rediculous infomercials late at night... Yeah - you're not alone. But no, I don't buy anything either... Lol.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.