Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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I stay vigilant while i shower in case killer/zombies come into my house..

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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give speeches in the sower for random awards you will never receive.

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Do somthing only you do

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Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

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When I am walking and accidentally touch a strangers hand I pretend it never happened -Marquez, P

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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I sometimes feel the desire to grab something fragile and - not out of anger, just because it would be funny - hurl it across the room to watch it explode.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.