sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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ASMR

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

I can't brush my teeth with the toilet lid up.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

wipe your hands on your pants

When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

Go on Omegle video chat and worry that you'll see someone you know

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.