Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Every time I see my self in a mirror, I feel like I'm watching someone in a different dimension and make quick movements to see if they mess up.

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Someone waves at me and I wave back...and then I realize they were waving at someone behind me.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

I have a cat that drops on it's side when she sees me coming

Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

look at bins as i walk past them

When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.