whenever there are automatic doors at a store i use "the force" to open them

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

When peeing, if I get pee on the seat I will flush the toilet before wiping it and then see if I can quickly wipe it and toss the toilet paper in the toilet before it finishes flushing.

lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

Rapidly click the mouse when your computer is frozen, even though you know it won't do anything to help whatsoever.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Use my phone to see what time it is

Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

fall asleep in the shower.

When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

wondering if everyone else in the world can read your mind so you avoid thinking about specific things

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.