Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

when i am in a long car ride i look out the window and imagine im in a sad music video

feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

I sometimes wonder if im the only living person on earth and everyone else is just there in order to affect my existance -Henry

if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

I read your stuff at the interwebs and think "sons, I am disappoint" Moral: Lol, I just might be your father you know... But that does not mean you disappoint me anymore, I kinda expect your worst? Best? I mean... Are you doing your worst on purpose? WOW!

Open the fridge every 15 minutes, to see if there is anything new to eat.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

KICK THE CAN

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.