Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

I have tons of imaginary conversations in my head with people I know, but they never happen. It's worse when something funny happens in the imaginary conversation and I laugh to myself, and if someone notices I can't even say that I was remembering something because I wasn't, it had never happened...

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

get bored so I fist myself for money

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Turn the Microwave off at 1 second

I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

I read the down voted posts

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.