There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I constantly talk to myself.

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I wonder sometimes if I've ever met my future self.

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Search "sex" whenever you see a dictionary.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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You pause while walking around your house when you're home alone because you think you heard a noise, but then realize it was just you walking.

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sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

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when looking for lost keys i return to the place they should be at least 5 times and look there

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Take out all the marshmallows in a bowl of Lucky Charms, eat the "cat food" (the dry cereal that looks like dry kitty food!), then put the marshmallows back in the milk and eat them!

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.