Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I'm constantly struck with this odd sensation that I didn't wipe my ass well enough.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I dip my pizza crust in soda

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When i go to the bathroom i have to lift my shirt up the whole way.

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I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

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i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.