I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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My parents are annoying.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Write things in the air with my finger, and then erase the words with my hand.

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When I'm in a hurry I brush my teeth while peeing because I think it saves time.

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before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.