When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Pronouncing 'garage' as 'grozhh'

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.