Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Buy something and try to save it for an event of some kind and end up failing to do so, every darn time too.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I hold my boobs if I'm running upstairs and not wearing a bra.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

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I feel like I'm superman every time I run by the counter in the kitchen and the papers on it go flying off.

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When making something I pretend I'm making a YouTube video of it and pretend I am getting lots of views

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.