Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I use my phone's auto-correct to make sure the words I'm writing are correct.

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Handing something to a friend or someone and all you can think is "...I've fapped with that hand. And they know I have" even though you clean up after you feel like your jizz is gonna be on what you gave them and theyll find out amd think you're disgusting.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Get that shiver when you're peeing.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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when my parents are gone i shout random stuff

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.