After hearing a song, you think, oh i have never heard of that before, and then you start hearing it every single day....

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When I'm in the shower and I hear a noise I automatically think someone broke into my house and killed my family and that they're coming for me and I will have to fight off the killer naked.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I put salt on buttered toast...

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When I'm in the shower i let the water run off my arms and fingers and pretend I'm a giant god of water sending torrents to the miniature people below.

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.