When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

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??2????????????????????

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.