Know all the lyrics to a song but then realize you never actually "listened" to the song to see what it's about

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.