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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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If there's leaves on the ground and the wind picks it up and makes like swirls I put my arms out to make it seem I'm controlling the swirls.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Not clicking the Facebook 'like' button on "pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud", because it will show up on your profile, and you think other people will think you're strange.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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If I'm home alone, I tell myself good night when I am getting cozy in bed. I even use my name.

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After texting someone, check your phone repeatedly to see if they responded

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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When no one's at home, the house turns into an action movie set. Going to my room turns into sprinting up the stairs and purposely stumbling to give the effect that bombs are going off. And always make it to the room in time to hop on the last helicopter out of the jungle.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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Your mom

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.