Attempting to start phychic conversations with people in public

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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Whenever i hear myself in a video or something to me, it sounds way higher pitched than when I hear myself talking Is it just me?

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse.

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.