don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I poop on the side of my house in the morning so I do not have to make noise then come back in.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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When I am home alone and I hear something upstairs, I pretend my Dad is here and say really loudly, "Hey Dad! When are you going to your violent national wrestling match tonight?!"

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I have one friend I always punch in the shoulder at least once when I see him.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Looking at this naked with a cat on you're lap.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.