slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Think that some of the posts here are pretty damn normal and how that means I am much weirder than I thought I was

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.