I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

sing really loud to songs in the car, but stop when people are right next to you at stoplights.

I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Before I go to sleep, I imagine what it would be like dating a really hot actor or singer and think of dramatic scenarios that could happen.

On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

When no one is home or if no one is looking you go in the fridge and drink right out of the bottle.

Someone asks you "what's up" and you awkwardly reply "good".

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Turn on Fox News and wonder if I'm watching a bad comedy routine or news reporting.

Always think good thoughts before I go to bed so that I have good dreams

Every time I go in a bathroom I have to look behind the shower curtain.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.