I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Walk out of movie thinking that I would be like them some day.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.