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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.
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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.
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take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.
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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.
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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer
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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.
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I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.
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Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.
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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.
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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...
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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down
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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.