Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Sometime i'll see someone or something like a person or a car and visualize a big meteorite smashing then out of nowhere.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.