wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

Not doing any work Feel guilty about it Then still do no work

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

whenever im getting a haircut, i feel as if the barber can see my embarrassing and private thoughts.

After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Put my hands together the 'other' way

Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

no magazine on toilet? read shampoo bottle

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.