think something you shouldn't, then stop thinking it, because someone might read your mind

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Sometimes I look at a digital clock and try to force the numbers to change with the power of my mind.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Check an insane amount of times to see if the door is locked, then finally get back to jerking off.

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masturbate quietly in my room.

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The longer it takes me to find the light switch in the dark the more frantic and terrified I become.

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think that things u do aren't gross and when other people do them its disgusting

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I think about life problems in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Whenever another person sitting next to me at school doesn't push their chair in when they get up to leave, I do it for them because it looks more orderly.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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when singing to music on my ipod, i sometimes pause the music to hear how loud I am singing.

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.