I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

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I talk excessively loud in public sometimes so people can hear my opinions. I'm just hoping someone's eavesdropping because I like the fact that they might agree with me and that they get to see a little bit of who I am. I don't even know these people.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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When someome asks you a question and you can't hear them so you say, "what?", then they say it again and you miss it so you just nod your head and say "yeah".

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I eat ass

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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If I have a black surface I scratch my dandruff onto and make a dandruff galaxy.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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Sometimes, I skim through the Terms of Service just to make sure I'm not selling my soul or promising my first-born.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.