I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I've had a problem all my life with people thinking I'm a boy, (I'm a girl) so when I first meet someone, my instinct is to find some reason, (however stupid) to say that I'm a girl, (EX: "Can you believe that people actually think I'm a boy?" like when I just meet them).

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Walking past a light switch, but miss when try to turn the lights on so you just keep walking instead.

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I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Turn the fan and/or sink on in the bathroom to drown out the noise from masturbating.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Go into a card shop, laugh hysterically at the funny ones, then leave. Then whilst walking down the street, you think of them again and burst out laughing. This is highly embarrassing when you're alone!

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.