I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

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I like to say really offensive and/and racist words when I'm on my own and no one can hear me. It just feels good to say things that I'm not allowed to.

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Hate when you finish a cup of pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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If I'm doing something that involves two ppl i race even if the other person doesn't know it and if i win i get a huge ass grin which is awkward sometimes

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I mouth common words and phrases, just to see what it looks like when I talk to other people.

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Realize you are dreaming and try to wake yourself up.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.