When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Try having a conversation with your friends parents but keep saying yeah the whole time

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

When I'm home alone, I get paranoid and think that someone is watching me and I try to act cool and funny just to impress them.

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

Spend way too much time on this website cause it makes you feel normal

When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.