Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Walk around aimlessly when talking on the phone.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

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When I'm in a car holding a handheld device (iPod, Cell Phone, etc.) I have a feeling I will randomly throw it out the open window. I would never do this, but I'm still afraid I might.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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pee in my pants on purpose for the fun of it

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.