I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

Made after doomsday plans

Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'horse-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.