Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Develop a really weird sleeping pattern in the summer, for example going to bed a 5 A.M. and waking in the early afternoon.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I don't like to sit with my back to the door incase someone or something sneeks up behind me, it's even worse with headphones on.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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check shower for murder then pee

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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I aphabeticalize my shoes

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Dip my pizza crust in my soda

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Not being able to balance in heels because the insides are smothered in foot sweat. -_-

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.