- Things You Think Only You Do

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When walking outside by myselff and listening to music, I mouth the words and pretend im the singer of the song in their music video.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

Whenever I am in a conversation with someone, be it a family member, close friend, or stranger, I nearly always imagine either starting a random brawl with them for no reason (i.e. punching them in the face) or making out with them or something, neither of which I would ever consider doing. Am I alone?

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

I flip the pillow at night to feel the cool sensation.

i run my 2 fingers across a wall like they're ninja feet when im happy.

I pretend I'm a musical when I'm alone and sing about all the stuff I'm doing.

I freak myself out during class/assembly/family dinners that someone there can read my mind, then just on cue I start thinking about sex and have to change my train of thought before they think I'm strange. Then I go round in a circle (clockwise of course) and scream their names in my head to see if they look so I know who reads minds.

Think up a come back three days after it would have been useful.

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

If I hear a noise, it obviously means there is a monster somewhere in/near my bedroom and the sheets will protect me as long as they cover up to my chin.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

While listening to songs, your always thinking of a situation to go along with it.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

I talk to my pet when no one is home.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.