I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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pinch your nostrils in between your finger and thumb and rub them back and forth in order to smell the inside of your nose.

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humiliating little girls

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Courtesy flush.

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pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.