I have always belived that I invented calling Target " Tar- jhay"

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When I'm laying in bed, I make sure that my feet are covered and not hanging off the edge so that monsters don't eat them in my sleep.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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I never turn in a complete circle. If I did, I would have to turn around in the other direction to "erase" the first circle

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Sometimes I imagine what it would look like if I was seeing out of another person's eyes across from where I happen to be.

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I approach balcony ledges with my feet firmly planted, just in case a random person decides to come pick me up and throw me off the balcony.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Go up stairs two steps at a time. Avoid those stairs forever if there are an odd number and I have to end in a single step.

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At the gym, I always try to do 5 pounds more than the previous person.

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Try and accomplish something before the timer on the microwave beeps :)

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Locking your pet in the room and forcing it to spend time with you.

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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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I never look out the window at night because I'm afraid there will be an Alien staring at me when I move the curtains.

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Every time I switch pages on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com, I always end up reading If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there.

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Pick my nose with my elbow, that way I keep my nails clean.

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Check the toilet paper after wiping your ass

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Cough and shift my feet a lot when someone comes into the public bathroom so they know someone is in the stall and won't walk in on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.