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People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*
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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.
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I can't leave the volume on anything on a odd number.
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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.
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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.
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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.
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Make little rectangles on your desktop when waiting for something to load...
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other in the same way just to be fair to both hands
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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use the shower water running of my arms and hands to shoot off random hairs inside the shower
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When im alone i have a conversation with myself
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sit in the shower
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Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.
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I rape small children ;).
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When I die during an online game I try to cram as much food and drink in my mouth as I can before I respawn. If I have no food I roll all over the bed.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.