If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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when you can't think of anything to type you just type random letters. a;lsdfj;ldfkjsfasdfljf

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Peeing in the shower

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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When tapping, I always have to do the same pattern of taps, and I feel incomplete if I don't finish the pattern I started.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Scan forward to best parts of songs, rarely listen to entire song.

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Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

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Lay down in bed and get comfortable and then realize you have to pee.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.