trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Pee in the shower.

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Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When I'm home alone, turning the TV on so it's not so quiet

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I talk to my pet when no one is home.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Afraid to do something your crush is doing so they don't think you're stalking them, even though you really want to. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.