On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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When I'm trying to sleep if both my legs are under the duvet it's too warm. Both legs out it's too cold. When I have one leg out and on the duvet it's just right. I sometimes also put my leg against the wall when it's cold.

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Go to websites like this during school and laugh at the things I read. All around me other students are actually working and looking at me.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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when i know that friends are coming to my place the next day i clean up my room and then i'm like...oh i forgot to clean up i'm sorry, it's always in a mess...

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Look at my eyes really close in the mirror and turn the lights off, wait, and then back on just watch my pupils change size. PS: Really? No way - I could've sworn I was the only weirdo who did that!

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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When I'm fighting with someone and I've ran out of good points, I just start making random noises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.