Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Believing in the kindness of strangers

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.