if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

During an assembly, I try to be the last one to clap/ stand up/ sit down.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

play with a laser pointer and pretend its a lightsaber

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

put a load of loo roll in the loo before taking a dump at work so it silences the landing.

When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Can't seem to manage not throwing rocks into sea/river

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

before i go to sleep i must check the front door knob multiple times to make sure its locked

Stare at people until they notice, and when they notice watch them out of the corner of your eye until they turn.. and then you continue staring

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.