When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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Reading the things people post on here and realising your not as weird as you thought.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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get insulted when lazy people cheer you to work hard

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Think about what you're going to tell your kids about your childhood when you grow-up.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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Think about breathing...

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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Blow dry my dick and balls after getting out of the shower.

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I stand under my ceiling fan, looking up while spinning around to make it look still...

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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*Sees bug on wall while taking shower* *Splashes with shower water* *Bug slides down wall* >_

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.