apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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I look at my phone screen when i'm in an uncomfortable situation, and five minutes later i have to look again cause somebody asks what time it is.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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right after I turn the shower off I jump up and down to get rid of the extra water all over me...

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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Go outside and pee.

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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.