When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I can't brush my teeth and rinse in the sink right after I flush the toilet, for fear of it being connected somehow, and rinsing with my own piss.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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I walk into a room and forget why I'm in there.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.