Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I have to use my hands to eat my steak, chew the bones etc (do not tell me that so far this is weird and unusual :P ) I wipe my fingers after each touch => use a whole pack of table tissues :D

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.