I click that I have read the Terms of Service although I haven't read sheit

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I have seen a UFO

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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seeing small spots in your eye (dust probably) and then chasing them with your eye trying to catch them

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

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When you try to blur eyes and keep them like that when you look around the room.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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1.Open the fridge...nothing to eat :/ 2.Open the cabinet...nothing to eat :/ 3.Lower expectations..and then repeat :)

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Wonder if someone is ever doing the exact same thing you are at the moment.

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Wondering where are famous people and what they are doing at this exact moment.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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must have the tv volume set to an even number or feel weird

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.