I like to have a picture of my crush on my computer screen, and will walk around a room while he 'looks at me'.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Randomly flexing random muscles after long time of sitting at the computer

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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feel disappointed when i find out that a p0rn scene is just the actor's dream or imagination.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When I'm hungry I look in the fridge, but there's nothing good to eat so I shut the door and walk away. Then I look in the fridge again 10 seconds later in the hope that new food has arrived Robbie

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Popping your finger in your bellybutton, and then smelling it. You secretly like the cheesy smell.

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I pretend that someone can see through my eyes whenever I'm doing something cool, i guess so they think I'm cooler or something.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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That microscopic flying things that follows my eyes' motion, especially when i look up in the sky.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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lie in bed, stare at the ceiling fan, focus on only one blade, and see how long your eyesight can follow it.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.