when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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wipe your hands on your pants

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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when i have to go down stairs at night, i have to sprint up the stairs in case there are ghosts/monsters never dangle my feet over the bed in case something tickles/touches them

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I can't get out of bed in the mornings unless the alarm clock reads 0 or 5.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.