When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Secretly think that Flo from the Progressive commercials is bangable.

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When looking for something you need, just walk in circles around the house until it appears.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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get really embarrassed when i leave the book i read when i poop on the bathroom counter and someone uses the bathroom.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.