I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I say my first name every night before I go to sleep because I want it to be the last thing I say before I die.

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I never read the Terms of Service. I just click "OK"

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When I'm eating cereal, if some of the cereal gets stuck on the inside of the bowl above the rest I use the side of my spoon to push it down back into the milk.

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If I read that someone said something a certain way in a book I try to mimic their voice.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Say "ow" when I drop something or before I get hurt

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Read through all these posts and get all excited when you see things that you thought only you did

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I make it sound like i'm ordering for more than one person when I'm really only getting fast food for myself.

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I buy books and never read them and get mad at myself for doing so.

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Whenever someone is making a speech, I imagine them being taken out by a sniper mid-speech...

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Open the microwave at 1 second left to pretend you're on a bomb squad.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.