After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

While im showering, I place my hands in a certain position so it looks like I can shoot water out of my fingers.

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Open the fridge, nothing there, close fridge, open again just to make sure nothing has magically appeared

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

when i eat, i sometimes switch which side of my mouth i chew my food with to even it out.

I cover my webcam on my when I fap in fear that someone/something is watching.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

Give a 'thumbs up' or a 'thumbs down' based strictly on how much you like the number it will change it to.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Tap different rythyms with my fingers and keep doing it over and over until the rythym ends on the last finger

When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

getting self conscious when wearing a hoodie because you start pitting out and you can start to smell BO...

Playing with your phone or remote throwinng it up and down until it hits your face

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.