Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Make pictures on the bathtub wall using the clump of hair from the shower drain.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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When the hero of a movie is drowning I hold my breath to see if I would survive.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When I've had an argument with someone I'll play it over in my head and come up with new responses. Then, sometimes my reenactment will get so heated that i start yelling my new arguments, and geting even more angry then before.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.