Sometimes I read a whole page of text only to realize I didn't actually read any of it. Then I read it again. Sometimes this happens more than 3 times for one page.

After learning a new word, I hear it used and written EVERYWHERE for the next week.

pee in the side of the toilet so its not as loud.

When I'm about to get in bed, I turn my light off and then run and jump into bed so that nothing gets me.

Instead of using the twist ties on bread, I spin the bag of bread and then tuck the flap underneath.

When I'm in a place with two different colored tiles, I only step on the colored ones and pretend the white ones are lava or off-limits.

People looking at me when listening to my Ipod. "Can they hear my music?" *turn volume down*

I wet toilet paper before I use it to wipe.

Reach my hand inside the room to turn the light on before I go in.

Try to balance the light switch between on and off.

pull the poo out of my butt when im too impatient to push it out

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.