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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.
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Take baths
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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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smoke marijuana
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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...
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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.
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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.
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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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Sometimes when I look at something up close, I alternate closing each eye and looking at the object from the other eye, then switch again. I do it really fast to make it look like that thing is moving. It's really entertaining.
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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.