Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.