Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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KICK THE CAN

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.