Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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On a calendar search for the picture on your birthday month

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to a random person having a conversation with them (in the car for instance) I imagine myself reaching out and holding their hand. I then get super embarrassed just for having the thought.

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Think "When are we ever going to use this in our life?" while sitting bored in school.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.