When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

Check the time on my cell phone, put it back in my pocket. Dammit, didn't see the time. Check it again.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

watch raindrops race down a window and see which one wins

??2????????????????????

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

When no one is around I make sound effects for everything I do.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Stalk people on facebook, find out something interesting, and later claim that it 'came up on your newsfeed'.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.