turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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For some reason, I smile whenever I'm telling someone bad news or a sad story. I always try to not smile, but it doesn't work and I feel like a terrible person.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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I walk down the stairs sideways because I'm afraid something will get me.

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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While spending the night drinking with my spouse at home, i put a diaper on so i don't have to go to the bathroom every 5 minutes. I also change it for a fresh one when i go to bed.

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Find something you dislike about your face/body and instantly compare it with every person you meet from then on

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to wake up from a nice dream than try to sleep again to finish it

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Create a little story/scenario in your head abbout someone you like or want to meet, while lying to go to sleep.

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I delete all notifications on my phone before i shut it off.

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I take receipts out of the ATM's disposal slot in order to see how much money people that I've never met have in their accounts.

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.