Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

While watching a movie, I imagine that same movie in my mind only replacing the characters with different ones from other series or videogames that I like. It just seems to make the movie better.

take 30 pictures and only find 1 where you dont look like shit

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

I try to fill the surface of the toilet water with bubbles when I pee.

Saying "ow" even though whatever happened did not actually hurt, but you thought that it would.

Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

when im in a public toilet and my freinds outside i make loud converstation with them so they cant hear me pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.