wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

When I'm getting shouted out i blur my eyes and think of something else :3

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

Sometimes when im sitting in class i start thinking how i would save the whole classroom if someone was to come in with a gun and start shooting.

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

Stab myself on a daily basis

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.