Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I piss in the bed every night

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Eat or drink something tpretending it's some sort of fuel that'll give you powers.

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Ask someone "what" when they tell you something even though you heard them clearly

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I vote thumb dlown the ones that i dong like

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Teacher asks class a question, so I put my head down and pretend to take notes.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.