When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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type "haha" because lol is too gay...but slip sometimes and type lol anyway lol....

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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I always save a bite of my favorite food for last so that is the taste I have in my mouth when the meal is over.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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refuse to like a post because the number is too perfect and you don't want to screw it up

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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A song comes on that you hate but you sing with it anyway because you know the lyrics

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.