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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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wonder who wrote these things
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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/
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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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When I remember something embarrassing I did or even something someone else did, I will yell random words. It started just with gasping but now I have like 5 words that I'll say randomly. It's evolved to include stressful or disturbing thoughts and not just embarrassing things. I have a pretty stressful life so I'm basically continuously making random sounds then looking around terrified that someone's heard.
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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.
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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water
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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out
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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.
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im going to RAPEEEE that girl
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.