When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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Pick giant boogers and eat them.

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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looking at the bottom when i meet foreigners talking among themselves... dang. no subtitles.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

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when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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See the person you like at school, have a quick random sexual thought about them, le random boner appears, and you flip out in your mind

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.