- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

I twist my pubes into little spikes when I pee.

I stop the microwave at 1 second so that one someone else uses it it beeps

Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

when someone is talking about something i have no idea of and then asked me if i agree I'm like: oh yes! and then promptly changing subject so they won't find out

When one of those sad sappy abused dogs commercials comes on, you change the channel really fast to prevent from crying.

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.