Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

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Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

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When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

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When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Masturbate while waiting for a game to load.

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When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

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R A P E Children

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

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Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

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Moral: Damn I clicked on pointless super powers how did I get here! Moral: I wrote the "thing only I do" below :P

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.