Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

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When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Wishing you could go back in time and do a situation over again, becuase you regret the stuff you did.

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Pee sitting down so I dont have to aim

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Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

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you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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R A P E Children

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when someone says something like 'it's too late' i always start singing 'to apologizeeeeee' even though i think people are annoyed of me always singing along to their sentences and changing the meaning, but i just cannot stop it

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Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.